unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow
What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT SET UP, THE CAMERAMAN, AND THE EMPTY COUCH IN THE REFLECTION ON THE TV
a superior web art PSA
This is true art right here.
Humans are great
This was the way art was meant to be interacted with.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults
I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives
aggressively positive spider