dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows
me on my own
me when friends are over
me when family are over
me when it’s sunny outside
me when it’s raining outside
me when it’s snowing outside
me when there’s a tornado
me when it’s 5am on a school night
me when there’s an earthquake
me when everyone is outside
me when the world is ending
why don’t tv writers realize there are better storylines than cheating and death
Witches who can only cast spells through rhymed verse locked in an epic rap battle.
Double double, toil and trouble
I’ll make ya mama’s cauldron bubble
Eye of newt and wing of bat
I’ll show yo mama where it at
Harper cries tis time, tis time
You ain’t a witch ‘less you can rhyme!
Jennifer Lawrence, you just received your second Golden Globe nomination at the age of 22.
Jennifer Lawrence, you just received your second Oscar nomination at the age of 22.
Jennifer Lawrence, you just became the youngest actress ever to receive 2 Oscar nominations at the age of 22.
Meanwhile Leonardo Di Caprio:
What’s YOUR favorite photo of Tom??
bless you for sharing this with the world
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
Thank you for this couple.
Calhoun’s dress is by far the most gorgeous Disney wedding dress in my opinion. I’d wear that.
She got a booooty!
I love how her troops just aimed at the window all at once, it was adorable.
do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other