A Whole New World…
(( So this week I decided to try something a little different. :) I saw some beautiful “race-bent” Disney a while ago and wanted to try it out, so here’s some of our ladies. :D (There wasn’t really any rhyme or reason to my choices, I just started fiddling with the images and these happened.) :P I’m going to go back to doing genderbent stuff, but I think I’ll do some of these every once in a while if you guys would like to see more. :) ))
I thought this was going to be a horrid post of whitewashed Princesses Of Color and I was pleasantly surprised :)
Black!Sleeping Beauty iS MY FAVORITE SHES SO GORGEOUS
if u ever get disheartened just remember people in the 19th Century were painting hot Napoleon/Tsar Alexander boyfriend yowz before our great-grandparents were even conceived
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
And here we have the greatest response to any tweet ever in history
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
kid being harassed: i want to kill myself
ppl harassing kid: lol whatever
kid being harassed: youre shitty. die
ppl harassing kid: ooOHHHH NO YOU MIGHT MAKE SOMEONE WANT TO ACTUALLY KILL THEMSELVES!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there
Are you saying it isn’t
yes, because what the world really needs is a lipstick called Underage Red
44% of survivors of sexual assault are under the age of eighteen. maybe it’s time to stop fetishizing teenage girls and stop pretending that adults thinking being underage is sexy is anything less than predatory.
Passive aggressive notes are the best.
there was nothing passive about the second one..
whoever invented cramps is an asshole
ur an 18 year old boy
NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER
the lady pocket region
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