The definitive guide to complimenting people appropriately.
Fuck yeah, Jon Oliver.
Reblogging to add: I am so goddamned over male pundits and male celebrities and male newscasters referring to “our daughters” or “our wives” or “our nieces,” because I am not only a person in relation to a man. I’m an actual human, regardless of my male relatives, I am not simply some man’s anything.
And if something terrible and shitty happens to me, it should matter because it happened to me, not because it happened to my father’s daughter.
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
Not Crossroads-related, but hilarious.
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
i woke up like this. flawless.
Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone?
still my favorite
an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels
MY TIME HAS COME
what if u walked into ur kitchen and kanye west was lovingly preparing cookies for u and quietly rapping to himself in a happy tone that would be so beautiful
no one man should have all that flour
i hope this hasn’t been done yet
That me text post
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hey, baby’s gotta eat
black mommy excellence
I don’t support breast feeding in public places. Sorry not sorry. I just think there is a time and place for everything.
the time is when the baby is hungry
and the place is where the mother is able to feed the baby
everyone is always critiquing black motherhood and here we have a black woman not only graduating but giving her baby the nourishment it needs
i think there’s a time and place for your negativity
and it’s not now and it’s not on this picture
people don’t realize that when they say parents shouldn’t breast feed in public they’re really saying “my discomfort and objectification of breasts is more important than your child’s health and survival.” all you fuckers who say this shit should be charged with neglect. you can’t forbid people from feeding their children just cause boobs give weak dudes boners.
He’s a rocker.
i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
One of my all time favourite videos
this is one of the few vines that i find im always coming back to